Gimme More: Part Deux - Lips of an Angel?

Does it seem to anyone else out there that Britney is taking her latest release of "Gimme More" a little too seriously? We all know that she overindulges in fast food, bad hair, cigs, drinking, Red Bull and bad outfits but now the Britster has decided to overindulge in a bit of plastic makeover. Yes, that's right Brit went over the top -- apparently she has watched one too many episodes of Dr. 90210 and identified with those on the show and in a move of solidarity she got herself a new pair of lips. And no I'm not talking about her Lady Bits Lips but rather her "I can't sing so I will lip-sync, stand half-naked and grind in front of you" lips. Maybe these are where the magic is going to happen? Maybe she needed bigger lips to make sure she doesn't spill when she is trying to drink (better suction)? Maybe this is just a case of too much of a good thing.
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Hooking Up On The Hills

Well I am back and this time it is for real. I have spent the last 30 minutes watching one of my most favorite guilty pleasures and I think it is time that I begin a petition for Lauren "LC" Conrad. Talk about a girl who needs all the ladies to point her in the right direction -- this girl has dated more tools in four seasons on television than Pam Anderson has her entire life. So won't you join me in starting a petition to have Lauren hook up with Brody Jenner?!?! He's the hottest guy she's hit on and she needs that hook up. Please Lauren - don't screw it up.
I also need to take a moment and give props to MTV for the unbelievably quick to tv
"The Life of Britney Spears" show aka "Kaya". Yeah anyone else think this new show on MTV will be loosely based on Britney's life? No question.
Shout outs to JJ, Pat and my Digg pals for all your love. I'll be writing ya tomorrow. Tell your friends...BKate is back.

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Gimme More Official Video: Gimme My Time Back

In my return to celeb blogging I would like to take a moment to warn all of my faithful and new readers to think seriously before spending a few minutes of your life watching the hot off the camera video Gimme More from TrainWreck Britney Spears. Us calls this video "edgy, raw and great". I call it crap. No signature dance moves, a sad looking faux tatoo and holding the pole the entire time she was dancing??!?!? Someone should have explained "pole dancing" a bit more to Ms. Spears. So you have been warned and if you cannot help yourself...go to www.youtube.com and search for the video. But that will be precious minutes you cannot get back.
In other celeb news this week...
Britney lost custody of her sons JJ and SP because she didn't follow the court orders. I'd say this is about 6 months late in coming. Please if the woman can't remember her pants when she goes out how in the world is she going to take care of kids???
Also the Sheen-Richards split is getting nasty AGAIN. Charlie and Denise I realize both of you love the limelight but please for the love of us all...shut your Britneys.
Also making the news this weekend is the continued coupling of Diaz and Cooper. How much longer until we get a cute celeb name for this couple? Camcoop anyone? Let's just say this, it ain't gonna last. She's too hot for him.
And lastly I would like to throw out that one bad picture of a larger looking J.Lo and I will believe that she isn't preggers. BUT...we are on two three pictures. While it has not been confirmed you heard it predicted here first. J.Lo is preggers and is due in about 6 months.
That's all I can say. More to come this week on LiLo's release and Brangelina's rocky relationship.
bkate out