What Shall We Do With A Drunken Paris?

What should we do with a drunken Paris? What should we do with a drunken Paris? What should we do with a drunken Paris early in the summer? Way hey and let her sing, way hey and let her sing, way hey and let her sing early in the summer.
Well for all of you waiting on the edge of your seat for Paris' sophmore album -- go to rehab. What did we do to deserve this? You all must have been pretty bad for the punishment of a second Paris H. album. I'm not sure what you did but my guess is that this is her payback for those 23 days in hell she had to spend for a minor traffic charge. Way to go. Let this be a caution. If putting Paris in jail gets us a 2nd CD from her what is punishing Nicole Richie going to get us? Watch out for Jr. Madden

Red Bull & Grey Goose Shares Drop

She did it! LiLo completed 6 weeks (42 days) of "rehab"! I can only say that I pleasantly surprised by the news that LiLo has taken care of her and continued to stay with rehab. I am also impressed by her decision to wear an alcohol detecting ankle bracelet in order to continue her sobriety. Now if she could only get thru to one Ms. Britney. I'm asking too much there.
In other news shares of Red Bull & Grey Goose are down as a result of projected 3rd & 4th quarter losses. As one VP stated "with LiLo sober and Paris 'maturing' our only hope of a profitable years lies with Britney" and "we are confident that at her current usage rate we could see small profit margins in both the 3rd & 4th quarters".

And that's not all he does...

Oops she did it again. Britney is out and about with her "manny". It is an interesting world that she lives in (both reality and her "reality"). Not only can she hire someone to take care of the kids but she can hire someone to take care of her. Wait! Isn't that what Charlie Sheen did when he called Heidi Fleis? Someone better check where Britney got her "manny". And this gives whole new meaning to the phrase "I'm going to get a manny and pedi". Just sayin'!

Ridiculous Richie

It seems ridiculus that Nicole Richie would need an entire pillow to block herself from the paparazzi. When she arrived in Canada (on what should have been her court date) she was photographed being blocked with a pillow by lovestud Joel Madden. Interestingly enough for a woman who is supposed to be pregnant it only took one regular size pillow to shield 95% of her body. Again I tell you -- she is too small to get pregnant or too small to successfully carry a child. That's your ridiculus Richie.

Best Show on TV that you aren't watching and you can't win.

This is a state of emergency. Bee-otches. Wachoo want me to do I'm sorry. I'm back!
Well, it has been a little bit since I last gave you a taste of the good life. So I'm back and ready to hit the town running. So many choices and so little time.
First, Nicole should not be having a baby. There is no way a body that thin (not naturally) can handle it. Watch out this is not gonna be good. Let's rename her Britney 2.
Second, what is wrong with Kimberly Stewart? Besides the dad, the step-moms and the brother oh and sometimes famous BFF Paris or her inability to walk a hog. Tommy Lee? Really been there done that -- her name is Pamela. Watch TBS and you will see her in her glory days.
Third, the summer movies are out and my prediction is ready to come true. Watch HP5 blow up on the screens. Pirates didn't do it, Bruce didn't do it, and Transformers didn't do it, but watch out HP is here and he is ready to rumble!
Last and the whole point of this blog. You aren't watching World Series of Pop Culture. You aren't crap. If you can't answer at least 4 questions in each category correctly you need to stop your blog and pay attention. It is the best show. Real people showing real nerdy skills and oh they are mad skills. Try it. See if you can beat the players. Unless you are me. I think not.
bkate out.