Cougars Rock Daddy Warbucks

The Cougars are here to stay. Demi, Katie and Rachel are proving that the combination of older woman, younger man is powerful. Why are these women going for the young ones? Could it be that finally older women are realizing the young ones are the only ones who can keep up? Or is it that the younger man, older woman combo is biologically destined (both at their respective peaks!)? Whatever the reason watching confident, attractive, intelligent, funny women find relationships with younger men doesn't seem to have the "naughty touching" feeling that a Daddy Warbucks relationship (Catherine ZJ, Katie H, anyone dating Jared Leto) comes with. So here's to the Cougars cause we all know "there ain't nothing like driving with a cougar in the car."

Say It Ain't So Joe

In a day filled with juicy bits of gossip (Rosie leaving, Alec wanting out, and Pax Thien becoming Jolie-Pitt) the most interesting by far would be that Britney Spears is looking into making Joe "Papa" Simpson her new manager. While Larry Rudolph should be proud for finally making his "Pop-Tart" get cleaned up (both physically and mentally) seems Brit-Brit isn't happy about his "overbearing" ways. Which makes me think, say it ain't so Joe. You think you have your hands full with Jess's cleavage or Ashlee's nose or jig dancing but Brit-Brit is beyond your league. Heck with her not related to you, it could be the downfall of your marriage. So say it ain't so Joe and keep Britney out of the family. If you know what I mean.

Why Aren't You Watching Katie & Peter

In sad news E! has killed Paradise City. You know the Ryan Seacrest show featuring annoying scripted semi-pretty people in Las Vegas. But not to worry in a move that can only be described as intelligent E! placed a new show "Katie & Peter" in the time slot. Why is this so intelligent? It follows the "Girls Next Door" and goes from 3 blondes showing us that they too can survive in this world to showing us that Katie and Peter also can survive in this world. You think the "Girls" are difficult to understand and sometimes don't make sense? Check out these two. You will need lots of alcohol to even begin to follow what is going on. So to E! I saw you have me hooked. Well played monkey friend, well played.

Wood + Manson = Heebie Jeebies

Take one 19 year old Evan Rachel Wood and add one 38 year old Marilyn Manson and what do you get? Apparently a girl who "gets him". Nevermind she can't get him beer. She gets his sleep pattern and she gets his immaturity. Does she get he is twice her age and he is creepy? Does she get that his fascination with her is because of "Lolita"? Someone needs to sit this girl down and make sure that she gets the storyline of Lolita, cause I'm not sure she does. Someone also call the Old-Creepy Man Police and put out an APB on MM.

Willa she or won't she?

Someone please tell Willa NO! Reports have it that Willa will be playing Anna Nicole Smith in an independent film. While she will need to gain weight to portray Ms. Anna apparently she won't need to dumb herself down. Willa she do a good job in showing us the "real" Anna Nicole or willa she fall flat. We will just have to wait and see.

Heartbreak Hotel: Vacancy

It is best to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all. Here are my picks for couples that will go kaput before the end of 2007. TomKat. Katie will be involved in an on set accident and will regain her spine while having her sense knocked back in. Jake & Reese. Please these two are too perfect looking to be together long. Nicole & Joel. Wow. This can't be a good hookup. She's got no energy for anything other than laying around. Brad and Angie. Between the kids and her heartbreak this couple's spark has fizzled.

Worst Week Ever

So you think you are having a bad week. Consider this. You aren't the G-list "Laguna" celeb arrested for the 3rd time. You aren't the weasel lawyer who is getting caught with your hands in the cookie jar. You aren't dating Sharon Stone. And last but not least, your name is not Imus.

Get Rid of Tom Cruise Once and For All

To Katie Holmes: We get it. He is amazing. He is wonderful. He is controlling. He is manic. He is over-rated. Get your career back (or started) by ending this relationship. Look at Nicole, she left him and she got an Oscar. If you leave you could at least get a People's Choice Award. So do it. End the charade and leave this man. Find a real man maybe your BFF Posh could set you up with a football player?!? But get rid of Tom once and for all.

Bosses from Hell

I'm sure many of you reading this think your boss is the worst boss ever. Maybe you have even let it slip that you believe your boss is the devil. But really who are the bosses from hell? My votes go to (in no particular order): Jackie from Bravo's Workout; Nina Garcia from Elle; and Donald Trump. Who do you think is the El Diablo and why?