Who Else Wants To Date Jude?

Eligibility requirements:
1. Female
2. Minimum age 18.
3. B or C List Celeb
4. Possible or former co-star
5. Skanky (preferred)
Apply to www.judesladies.sex

How To Pick Up Chicks In Seven Easy Steps

1. Be gentle. Chicks have fragile, little legs.
2. Keep them close. They need to stay warm.
3. Don’t drop them. You don’t want to bruise them.
4. Don’t skimp on dinner. Make sure you feed them well.
5. Get to know their friends. Chicks need to be around other chicks.
6. Meet their mom. Checking out the mother hen will give you a pretty good idea of how meaty your chick will be.
7. Seal the deal. Crack open that bottle of wine and heat up the oven – that special chick will be yours in no time.

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How to be a Baby Daddy

1. Break up with your girlfriend for world famous angel Gisele.
2. Watch your ex-girlfriend announce to the world you will be her "Baby Daddy".
3. Have your PR people spread that your current squeeze G may be preggers.
4. Lay with the dogs.
Dirty dog Brady. Dirty dog.

How to Break the Law

1. Have affair with Sienna while married to Sadie.
2. Have affair with Daisy (the nanny) while engaged to Sienna.
3. Get back with Sienna after much public apology.
4. Break up with Sienna after she realizes you are a pig.
5. Continue to "trade down" and go for Lindsey Lohan.
This is what I call breaking The Law.

Cheaper by the Dozen. Angie Adopts Again.

In a surprise move Angelina Jolie adopted a baby from Vietnam.
Said one close friend "we were surprised to see Angie adopt a baby from a different country" and "no one saw this coming".
Said source also claims that Angie is looking to make her own United Nations.

How To Kill A Career

Britney Spears thinks she is the Madonna for the younger generation. Only one problem. Madonna never hit rock bottom like our rehab Britney. She went away but always came back with a new sound, new look and sometimes new man.
1. Britney had babies with and got married to a backup dancer. Madge had a child with a trainer but had the sense enough to not get married.
2. Britney started off school-girl tease and torpedoed herself into sex. Madge was always sexual but again reinvented her views every single time.
3. Britney has a perfume line. Madge has a recording label and writes children's books.
Britney needs to know. She ain't no Madge and she has killed her career.

Timbaland to Britney "Get Ur Freak On"

Five reasons why Timbaland should NOT produce with Britney:
1. She has no vocals like Nelly F., Whitney H., or Aaliyah
2. She has no hooks like Missy E., Jay-Z, or Bubba S.
3. She has no looks like J. Lo, Eve, or any of the Pussycat Dolls.
4. She is so rock bottom scum won't have her.
5. Unlike The Fray song you can't show us "how to save a life" when it is self-destruct Britney.

Welcome to Dumpsville Cammie. Population You.

After watching Justin show off his goods last night I can clearly state that Cammie got dumped. For those who doubt...how many dates has he had since the split? And now how many has she had? Any self-respecting female knows that when you are the dumper you date and when you are dumped you stay in with the girls. Consider me Team Timberlake

Be Like Bobby Part II

I cannot decide which is worse....
1. Being a member of New Edition.
2. Having your only hit be "Don't Be Cruel".
3. Being dumped by a "clean" Whitney.
4. Having a radio station bail you out of jail for failure to pay child support.
If this ain't rock bottom then what is????
Voice your opinion early and often.

Party Like A Playmate

To further enjoy the new season of "The Girls Next Door" here is a little drinking game you can play while watching the show.
1. When Kendra shakes her booty, everyone takes a shot/drink.
2. When Bridgette cries, everyone takes a shot/drink.
3. When Holly laughs, everyone takes a shot/drink.
4. When Hef laughs, everyone takes a shot/drink.
5. When any girlfriend is semi-naked, everyone takes a shot/drink.
6. When someone says "awhhh", everyone takes a shot/drink.
Have fun playing and remember to please drink responsibly.

Why Paris Should Read This Blog

1. To find out how to enter rehab.
2. To find out how not to get pregnant.

How to Get Pregnant

1. Portray Mary in "The Nativity Story". (Keisha Castle-Hughes)
2. Sing like an angel. (Charlotte Church)