bkate.com | A Celebrity Blog You Can Be Proud Of: February 2007

Feb 26, 2007

Be Like Bobby

1. Go to Massachusetts and get in trouble for not paying child support.
2. Pay child support and avoid 90 days in jail.
3. Get told if you show up back in Massachusetts you will be arrested.
4. Go to Atlanta and get dumped by “crack is whack” Whitney. (Apparently Bobby is whack too.)
5. Go back to Massachusetts and get arrested for not showing up in court for failure to pay child support.
6. Use someone else’s cell to call your lawyer. Whitney cut you off.
7. Call up the guys from New Edition and ask for a reunion.

Feb 25, 2007

How to go 4 for 6 on Oscar Night

1. Pick Best Supporting Actress: Jennifer Hudson
2. Pick Best Actress: Helen Mirren
3. Pick Best Actor: Forest Whitaker
4. Pick Best Director: Martin Scorscese
5. Don't Pick Best Supporting Actor: Alan Arkin
6. Don't Pick Best Picture: The Departed

Feb 24, 2007

What Everyone Should Know About Oscar Night

1. Best Supporting Actress: Jennifer Hudson.
2. Best Supporting Actor: Marky Mark Wahlberg
3. Best Actress: Helen Mirren
4. Best Actor: Forest Whitaker
5. Best Director: Martin Scorsese
6. Best Picture: Little Miss Sunshine

Feb 22, 2007

5 Signs You Need Rehab

1. You totally think that the shaved head look is AWESOME on you.
2. You party with anyone named Paris or Lindsey.
3. You go to the tatoo parlor and get more lips? Drink anyone?
4. You have no credit cards 'cause you can't remember where you left them.
5. Your pot-smoking, alcohol drinking, all-around partying soon to be ex-husband tells you to go to rehab.

Feb 21, 2007

How to Enter Rehab

1. Call your publicist.
2. Take out an ad in Vanity (to announce your troubles).
3. Call your favorite photog and "leak" the location.
4. Go on a binge all night at Hyde.
5. Go to rehab but only for a bit 7 days max. There's that party in Vegas next weekend.

Britney's Exit

Surprise surprise! Britney checks out of rehab a mere 24 hours after entering. Here's what I say. If this is for real someone like Mom needs to step in and make this girl see what she is doing to her life. If it is a publicity stunt like some say Brit needs to go away. You know what? Between LiLO's disrespect of rehab and Brit's lastest stunts I say the whole rehab community get together and ban these two from any type of rehab for life. Also what the heck? Where is Mom Spears? She needs to get custody of those two kids. I don't know who would be the worse parent at this point, Brit or K-Fed. Although K-Fed gets the better shaved head look! But enough about Brit's exit. Here's to hoping someone takes that girl back to Louisana and gets her sane.